The Secret Gingerbread Timeline

Ancient Sumerians discover the first gingerbread recipe, hidden in clay tablets.

Armenian monk Gregory of Nicopolis brings gingerbread to Europe. Coincidence? Or planned invasion?

First gingerbread guild established in Germany. A cover for something more sinister?

Queen Elizabeth I creates the first humanoid gingerbread figures. Was she trying to create life?

Grimm Brothers publish Hansel and Gretel. A warning about the dangers of sentient gingerbread houses?

The 'Gingerbread Man' folktale emerges. Propaganda to hide the truth about living gingerbread?

Introduction of the first gingerbread house kit. Mass production of interdimensional portals begins.

First documented sighting of a living gingerbread man. The truth starts to emerge!

The Internet allows gingerbread truthers to connect. Our movement begins to grow!

Global gingerbread shortage. Were they trying to silence us?

You discover this website. Your eyes are opened to the gingerbread conspiracy!